bandedbulbussnarfblat:

mesopelagic:

i would like to see… a little lizard

Here you go. He has a little helmet

blueberrygoth:

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

renaissancefag:

me: life fucking sucks and has no purpose

marina and the diamonds: I’m miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips, hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss,

me: actually I’m gonna go burn a cop car!!

stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

pudding:

despite all my fat im still just a rat in a hat

I wouldn’t mind at all anon! it’s really kind of you to do so :’)

podencos:

Real love is when you’re both dumbasses

theglowpt2:

i think cutting family members who have hurt and traumatized you out of your life is very fun and fresh and sexy and i think that people who says things like “family is family” or question people for their choice to do something like that have no understanding of just how bad it can be

sweet-nothings-i-whisper:

My last two brain cells

nikkyhemmick:

reblog with your sign + if you’re a denim jacket, a leather jacket or a bomber jacket person it for science

hey anon! I’m generally doing quite alright but I’m also working through some stuff and dealing with a few things, thanks for checking up on me that’s really kind of you! I hope you’re well!

frogparty:

not safe for frog haters